Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a big fall.. It had been quite easy to push him over the edge, the wheels of his chair spinning, as he fell. She didn't bother to look, he was dead, she was certain of that, it was such a long way down. He had been slim and good looking when they had first met, but he had changed so much, "great fat lump" she thought to herself, as she waddled back to her motorised scooter and heaved her great bulk onto the seat. She thought about the cream cake, bought that morning, and started to drool. They had been going to share it, but now it was all hers. She laughed to herself, as she made her way back to the home they had shared. She was in a good mood and started to hum to herself "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall..."