We really wish you would stop pillaging us; we are running out of things for you to pillage. Jacob Smithís cow hasnít been the same since you pillaged her last week. She is horribly curdled.
Maybe you would like to eat a virgin instead. How about farmer Thomasí daughter Gurt? With her face, I assume she is a virgin. She is horribly curdled too.
I will tie her to a stake and if you eat her I promise not to tell anyone.
submitted at 8:04am
13 July 2010
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