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FAO Dragon
Dear Dragon,
We really wish you would stop pillaging us; we are running out of things for you to pillage. Jacob Smith’s cow hasn’t been the same since you pillaged her last week. She is horribly curdled.
Maybe you would like to eat a virgin instead. How about farmer Thomas’ daughter Gurt? With her face, I assume she is a virgin. She is horribly curdled too.
I will tie her to a stake and if you eat her I promise not to tell anyone.
Kind Regards.
Story by:
Rebecca L. Brown
submitted at 8:04am
13 July 2010
Rebecca L. Brown's web:
http://bewilderingcircumstances.blogspot.com/