Wooing in all its power
I was in line at the canteen excited about this new gravy chicken roll that was being offered on the menu. When my cool friend Chris came strolling along, with the grace and smooth moves of Vannila Ice on ice ( the drug or the frozen water what ever sounds better).
He nodded at me with a silent greeting, I nodded back but too many times, boy was it embarasing.
Chris: "So, where's your cardigan today?"
Me: "Oh, I don't like the fact that it has no buttons!"
Chris: "You're stupid"
Freya stood next to Chris, Freya was the hottest short girl in school, so hot that medium hot girls looked pathetic in comparison. I was about to make my move when Chris exploded with small chit chat, I being a guy knew that it was my job now to step back and watch the magic.
Freya: "So, where's your cardigan today?"
Chris: " Oh, I don't like the fact that it has no buttons!"
Freya: LOL LOL LOL HAHA HA HAH AH OH CHRIS OH GOD
Chris: *smiles smugly in victory*
The rest is history, they went on a date Chris told more cardigan jokes and they got married on the 4th of July.
I still wonder now if I told that cardigan joke what would of happen but I guess I'll never know.
submitted at 5:43am
7 August 2009