Carelessness

A guy walked into a bar.

He entered into a trance and a daze. He stumbled up and down the room with a bottle of rum. He collapsed onto another man and lay on the ground as the world span around him.

He awoke in a bed with a bandage wrapped around his head and with a doctor standing over him. He questioned. "What happened? Why am I here?"

The doctor replied, "You have been in a coma dream for a year now because you walked into some lead piping."

Story by:

Jamz

submitted at 12:06pm

2 July 2008