Postcard To Santa
Mom says that you bring presents to all the kids - apart from the naughty ones - anywhere in the world and I believe her. But I was afraid you wouldn't know where to find me this year so I am sending you this postcard. I don't mean it as an insult, I know you can do magic and stuff and you have superman reindeers.
If it's not too much to ask, this year I would like a new bike. Grandpa said Mom and Dad are getting a de-voice. I don't know what that is exactly, but it must be very expensive if you're getting just one for both of them. Dad is a sound technician so I figured it might be something for his work.
Mom and Dad had a big fight because Mom has a friend who sends her flowers (and I guess Dad is allergic or something) so Dad and I left and we are at grandpa's right now. But we will be at Aunt Jill's house for the holidays, so you can send my bike there! Mom has to go on a business trip but I hope that when she gets back from the Maldives she and Dad will tell each other they are sorry and we will go back home. I hope you have a nice Christmas too!
23 February 2016