I needed to change the cat's litter box. I was starting to detect the smell of ammonia in the bathroom. So I bought this new cat litter called, In-Sequence: "Use In-Sequence and everything will be in order!!" the bag blared.
I brought the bag home only to find that each granule of litter was numbered and had to be placed in order and JUST SO. The instructions were seven pages long. The granules were dumped in the bag randomly; it took me two hours of careful searching and sifting just to put down the first three numbers.
Hold on, kitty, this may take a while.
18 November 2013