Dark Side Of The Moon
"What do you think weíll find on the dark side of the Moon?" Harry asked.
"Iím not sure," the woman on the spaceship said. "But I do know this: there wonít be any monsters in that total darkness."
"Thereís no full moon. No full moon means no werewolves."
"What about vampires?" Harry asked.
"Itís so dark, they wouldnít be able to find anybodyís neck."
"Makes sense. What about man-eating zombies?"
"If they canít see you, they canít eat your brains."
Harry found her words extremely comforting... until they landed and he ran into a bunch of hungry zombies carrying flashlights.
submitted at 11:52pm
14 May 2009
Michael's stories have been published by 107 magazines and 30 anthologies.